This is insanity! At any moment she could leap up and peck my eyes out! Thanks god I have years of training in Domestic Red Jungle Fowl handling and I have the scares to prove it. Like one time I was cornered by three very scary looking laying hens. "MY GOD!" I thought "is this the end?”. Well, I pulled myself together and remembered my training. I curled up in a ball and played dead for a couple hours. Fortunately they lost interest and went away after a few minutes. So, just a reminder, I'm a professional. DON'T THIS AT HOME.